ra ra ra random.
TO MY WIFE
NOTES FOR MY FUTURE WIFE.
THINGS I'LL DO, THINGS I WON'T.
I CAN’T
Time my airport pickup so you
see me standing like
an emo statue at the top of the
escalator but I’ll be there, somewhere.
Airports confuse me.
REAL
We will not be participating in
any “Real Housewives of ______” productions.
Viewing, maybe. Participating, no.
GUITAR HERO
Try and beat my high score,
DARE YOU.
LEASHES
Are for dogs, not children.
This will never be okay.
You fart in bed, so do I…
let’s not point any fingers here.
I WILL
Hold your handbag if you ask me to, but I will not enjoy it.
JANUARY 3, 2011 with 144 NOTES I’VE GOT
Several big sweaters in my 2nd drawer,
they’re at your disposal if you’re chilly.
I’ll pump the gas, you can chill in the car.
THE TV
Joint decision, but we can throw
each other bones every now and
then.
WHEN WE LAND
In the Caribbean for whatever reason, I promise
I will never clap. I’ll roll my eyes with you at the people who do.
THE RENTS
I won’t leave you alone with my
mother for more than
32 minutes at a time.
how cute are those?!
exhibit b:
mom jeans.
(sorry, not the best quality but it's the only one I could find.)
that is all.
happy tuesday!
Hahaha! I love the handbag one! Ian always holds my purse for me when I ask, but I rarely ask because he always whines about it!
Those are really cute. I'm sure his wife will appreciate it.
Hi Becca, I recently came across your blog and I love it. I've nominated you for the Stylish Blogger Award! Check it out here: http://charmedinpdx.blogspot.com/2011/01/stylish-blogger-award.html
xx Courtney
ugh!!! those mom jeans make me cringe. serious. i've seen the skit before, but it's still just so awful, because i really do know people who wear those legitimately. not ok.
also...those little letters....SO cute!