ra ra ra random.
TO MY WIFE
NOTES FOR MY FUTURE WIFE.
THINGS I'LL DO, THINGS I WON'T.
Time my airport pickup so you
see me standing like
an emo statue at the top of the
escalator but I’ll be there, somewhere.
Airports confuse me.
We will not be participating in
any “Real Housewives of ______” productions.
Viewing, maybe. Participating, no.
Try and beat my high score,
Are for dogs, not children.
This will never be okay.
You fart in bed, so do I…
let’s not point any fingers here.
Hold your handbag if you ask me to, but I will not enjoy it.
Several big sweaters in my 2nd drawer,
they’re at your disposal if you’re chilly.
I’ll pump the gas, you can chill in the car.
Joint decision, but we can throw
each other bones every now and
WHEN WE LAND
In the Caribbean for whatever reason, I promise
I will never clap. I’ll roll my eyes with you at the people who do.
I won’t leave you alone with my
mother for more than
32 minutes at a time.
how cute are those?!
(sorry, not the best quality but it's the only one I could find.)
that is all.